Jokes that made me smile a little

Prospective Employer to Applicant: "So why did you leave your previous
job?"
Applicant: " The company relocated and they did not tell me where!"
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Wife: "Sir, I would like to call on my husband who left me and brought
all
our five kids with him."
Radio Host: "Ok, go ahead!"
Wife: "Sweetheart, please return back all the kids, actually only one
of
them is yours."
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Hello! I'm here again. My mind is all muddled up. I just want to ask
something. I know that you will be able to help me out. Is BIRDS FLU
the
past tense of BIRDS FLY?
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You were riding a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music is
very
loud. Every time you farted, you timed it with the music. When you
were
going down the bus, everybody were throwing dagger looks at you, and
you
suddenly realized . . . .
that you have your MP3 player on your ears !
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WIFE: It's a miracle! You came home early.
HUSBAND: I just obeyed what my boss told me to do. He said: "GO TO
HELL",
that's why I came home early.
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1st night grandma wore a see-thru dress, grandpa didn't react...
2nd night grandma wore t-back, grandpa still didn't react...
3rd night grandma all naked, grandpa said "what is that you are
wearing, it
s all crumpled!!"
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John: it's my wife's birthday
Peter: what's your gift to her?
John: I asked her what she wanted
Peter: what did she said?
J: anything, as long a there is a DIAMOND.
P: what did you gave her?
J: playing cards
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Teacher: We are descendants of Adam and Eve!
Student: That's not true! My dad sez we are descendants of an Ape!
Teacher: We are not talking about your FAMILY!

Sandy Sessionz 2007

Was browsing through FACES www.faces.com.my found an interesting event and party which will be coming up soon in Pulau Pangkor, imagine the sun, sea, sand, drinks and girls!! haha.. Its been a long long long long time since there is a party for me.. ever since start work with Public Bank, life is getting more missirible and boring.. really need to relax and paaaaaaarty! Music will be great, exciting event as it will be on an island. Event till late night. Advertlets www.advertlets.com and FACES will be the judge for the competition and with this post it may get 2 people to go to Pulau Pangkor. 1 which is definitely me of course..

Drink Drink Drink!!

Dance Dance Dance!!

till you drop dead on the beach, ain't that fun?? haha


thinking about this event already makes me wanna groove

so which of you are going to go with me??

Give Rice! Play and Help!

Poverty has been an issue for many countries and because they are too poor, people the 3rd world nation have been living in hungry and with nothing to eat.. we here seeing people wasting food with everything available should be helping them in improving their lives... at least by providing the basic foods to them such as RICE .


By doing a good dead by helping yourself learn more vocab you can help others too :) every word that you get it right you will be helping people around the world.

Ain't this good? help others when you are learning new things yourself

http://www.freerice.com/index.php

Cute Videos

was surfing at sites.. and found this video.. hehe.

Notti Devil



Sweet Loving Animals

2nd day of Diet

It's getting harder for the second day, every food seems so nice.. and all i had for the second day is apples, apples and apples.. NH Detoxslim feels like not working well on me.. well, i think its too early to commit any comments yet huh..

Things feels like moving around and spinning, but no matter how, have to stay awake and don faint. Proposals for PBMicro Finance is getting way past due and COO is still too busy for it. Big Project but super little time, customers are pushing it real hard else they will be going for UOB packages. Die die also must work things out.. HIGH HIGH PRESSURE!!

Love Making and its facts

Was going thru my emails in office.. and i got this.. facts about love making.. haha enjoy

1. Love making is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Love making is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Love making is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle s3x perfumes drive the opposite s3x crazy!

7. Love making is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Love making actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10.. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Love making is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.


This is no joke!


Come and have fun wit me..

I've made up my mind!

Yes, after all the thought thinking, finally i've made up my mind. I will go on a strict diet! super strict and i wan fast results. Minimum 5kgs to be lost in 1 month. Prefer if could hit 10kg in 1 month! Anyone wanna to offer me free gym at Fitness First or any health clubs? haha..

1st Task : To try on something that i've been reading on NH Detoxslim Plus.

And i shall wait and see the results.. if it is working well.. then i shall promote it :P

Will i be able to achieve my target?